thesexiestselkie:

peearrdee:

peearrdee:

peearrdee:

to the girl reading this right now. yeah you should get him pregnant

They need to stop putting alcohol in fruity drinks at parties and not telling anyone 💀

the punch bowl said absolutely nothing about it being like. 50% triple sec what is wrong with this cockout

tsunamiwavesurfing:

adonischildsupportcase:

It’s funny when nature shows show us stuff we have as pets living out in the wild. Cause wtf is a hamster doing out there?

if a wild hamster meets your pet he’ll punch him 64 times in the chest like ip man and end his whole shit then you’ll see the kanji “天” flashing in red on his back

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

transgendermarioodyssey:

transgendermarioodyssey:

im so glad they added the city tracks from tour to mk8d bc i hate tour but the city tracks are so funny to me. mario is real and hes tearing through bangkok on a motorcycle

theres whomps in the berlin wall

numetalpuppygirl:

deFUCKEDland. by kevin MURDERER.

transgarrett:

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

gekken:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Who Here Believe In Vanpires

Dacula

Dacula

Dacula

saheeli-rai:

mtg-talk:

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

juney-blues:

playing Robots (2005, PC)

vilkalizer:

Not the most inspired thing i’ve ever done, but i seem to be incapable of resisting these…

hideokojima:

Guys im not hideo kojima I’m a mentally I’ll girl from Brazil sorry I lied to you 💔

willofasherah:

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

angelicguy:

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

boomers mad they had to play with jacks instead of dmc 3

girlballs:

girlballs:

keltik:

interstellar-birdqueen:

interstellar-birdqueen:

moodboard for when you uh. when you. you’re. when uhhhh

hey good news everyone, this post got unflagged

ok but that’s a cow, a female cow, being milked, not a guy being jerked off, you all get that right?

no it’s a female cow with four cocks being jacked off, are you blind

happy pride